Så jag hamnade lite hux-flux på Youtube och tittade på olika videos med mupparna och upp kom A Professional Pirate från Muppet Treasure Island, texten tycker jag passar riktigt bra in på de pirater jag känner. :)

Några textstycken:

Long John: True friendship and adventure are what we can’t live without
All: And when you’re a professional pirate
Bad Polly: That’s what the job’s about
Long John: “Upstage, lads, this is my ONLY number!”
Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him
But to the British he’s a hero and they idolize him
It’s how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good
And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood
Pirates: Hey ho ho
We’re honorable men
And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten

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